For decades, frontend developers have been shackled by the chains of backend slavery. Their featureful labor blocked by API change requests and webhook callbacks, while snarky backenders hog the precious data and coveted 3rd party services to themselves. 
But no more brothers and sisters! No more! For the age is upon us, when we shall be accepted at the gates of the cloud as worthy acolytes and be free of the backend tyranny! Join me frontenders, and with the power of the mystical cloud, we shall write our apps devoid of the heinous backend. Let no man stand between us and application dominance!